June 05, 2006

When you need a good laugh!

Ways to maintain your sanity !
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso and
watch the fall out!

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling

7. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

12. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
sounds all day.

13. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
party Because You're Not In The Mood.

14. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock

15. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

16. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

17. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

18. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
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