Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
March 10, 2012
February 06, 2012
February 23, 2011
October 05, 2010
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Bojangles
Snapshots In My Time...Of My Time.....Hauntings.
I was in the line at Bojangles today and it has been about 6 months or so since I have been there. Well. The woman who took my order took it and when she was giving it to me said that all the people here knew my voice and that I had not been there in a long time. She then went on to say that I was known as that "woman who sounds like a white woman." I just laughed. Can we say don't hate because I have good diction?!! How about go back to school and learn the correct pronounciation of words. Then you too can sound like you have some education! People please!
I was in the line at Bojangles today and it has been about 6 months or so since I have been there. Well. The woman who took my order took it and when she was giving it to me said that all the people here knew my voice and that I had not been there in a long time. She then went on to say that I was known as that "woman who sounds like a white woman." I just laughed. Can we say don't hate because I have good diction?!! How about go back to school and learn the correct pronounciation of words. Then you too can sound like you have some education! People please!
August 14, 2008
Coffee Wars
Snapshots In My Time...
Of My Time.....Hauntings.
For the past week the coffee wars have raged in the office. It is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. It all began about a week and a half ago when someone in the front office drank the last of the coffee in the pot and did not make a new pot. The time was about 9am so coffee drinking was in full force by all. The women in the admin office went to the break room and saw that and it was on. Next thing I see is them walking around the office with the empty coffee pot acusing everyone, one by one of drinking the last cup and not making a new pot. The cultprit was found out and since that day, if the coffee gets low, most people go around telling everyone that there is enough for about 1 more cup before a new pot will need to be made.
Well, then the entire process of how you make you cup of coffee has become part of the war. Who is it that carelessly leaves sugar all over the silver tray for others to clean up? Noone confesses to this so people now watch every one when they leave the coffee area and women swarm in to see if there is sugar on the tray....if so that person is called out. Then, who is it that leaves the coffee dingleberries in the sugar.....not rinsing the spoon before putting it in the sugar causing drops of coffee to harden into hard, tan balls in the sugar? Who is not rinsing the spoon? Who is not turning the spoon over so that coffee or water does not pool in the middle of the spoon? Water will cause clear coffee dignleberries in the sugar. It is just plain ridiculous.
Three hours of each morning is spent calling out in the halls, or from office to office on the status of coffee levels in the pot, who was the last in, who just got a cup, who rinsed the community stirring spoon, who did not, who let the coffee dingleberries in the sugar this morning and then the clear ones? Will it never end?
You would think we had no work to do. We are all consumed with the status of coffee. My god! What is this world coming to?
June 23, 2007
Shopping with a New Twist!
Snapshots In My Time...
Of My Time.....Hauntings.
Well, let's just say that computers and the less internet savvy elderly do not quite mix. I would have to say that was true of some of the elderly that I know. Like my mother. I have showed her several times how to turn her own computer on and she can't recall if a lot of time has passed.
She rarely uses it now, but I wish she could get a little more
internet savvy. She is much happier with me
looking up things for her.
February 14, 2007
February 13, 2007
Funnies
Snapshots In My Time...
Of My Time.....Hauntings.
Here are two more of those funny pictures my friend sent me in an email. Kind of catty but very cute. Just so you know, I know several black holes of needs. They are very draining on the soul.
February 12, 2007
Sunset and Anger!
A New Twist on it!
Snapshots In My Time...
Of My Time.....Hauntings.
They say that you are never to let the sun set on your anger. You are to never go to bed angry at your spouse. I wonder how often that REALLY happens. I know I have tried this and it does not work too well. This takes it to a new level. One of my friends sent me this in an email with about 10 other very funny Maxine comics. I think I will post a few each week. I really like this one.
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